In order to solve this problem, we’ve replaced DNS with AI. What was previously a DNS server is now a webserver that runs a GraphQL endpoint that has one query and that one query has one parameter called “prompt”. It accepts prompts, which are strings of the form “Chat, what IP Address should I connect to if I wanted to talk to facebook.com”
For security you can also ask it “Chat, what IP Address should I connect to if I wanted to talk to facebook.com, and what public key should I use”
It should be highly accurate, because it was trained on a scraped copy of all the domain names we could find in March of 2024. You pay us for it in tokens.
tropicaldingdong@lemmy.world@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
afk_strats@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
This is so fucked up and evil that I can only conclude that you’ve been at Microsoft’s mercy before or you are actually a Microsoft employee who is currently bored because your 5 PMs can’t breathe down your neck as your company has ground to a halt