Comment on Insurance giant says most US customer data stolen in cyber-attack
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks agoWe created a totally secure and definitely unguessable (Probably Unique)™ identifier system - an MD5 hash of FirstnameLastname-DOB
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For immigrants, we will happily tattoo your (Probably Unique)™ hash on your wrist for your convenience.