2 day wfh allowance

So

• staff has to locate nearby
• new applicants must be nearby
• everyone needs a car
• the office doesn’t offset any of this
• but 2 days you get to be home and productive. Woo!

Someone needs to be fired. Pick the guy who talks about ‘organic conversations’, as if water cooler chat and constant interruptions are the true medium for knowledge sharing, or the sexist git who forces Linda to shop for office clothing where Gavin skates with khaki and a polo, and raise the average EQ with a quick meeting.

This is why when I interview - I do it to keep that skill up - I tell them their starting wage will be based on a the rent of a 2bd flat within 10min walking of the location I’m ordered to work. Gross pay needs to be triple your rent, right ? But that spreadsheet - it includes on-call rates and a penalty for Ansible or outlook - is another topic.