Comment on Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials
thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 5 days ago
I’m crazy. Mark My Words. In 20 years, we’ll have so many microbes capable of consuming plastic people will be bitching about their packages not being able to effectively protect their goods from spoiling. The goldfish has spoken.
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’ve run across at least three separate articles now of researchers from across the world discovering plastic eating bacteria in the wild. Short plastic. Its days are numbered.
JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Based solely on your comment, I’m looking forward to watching a scene where Christian Bale goes around Wall Street collecting mugs in The Big Short 2: Polymer Boogaloo.