Comment on Future aspirations

expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i mean, it’s only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?

  and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i’m a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, ‘why are you telling me this stuff? i’m a barber. you need a psychologist.’ and all he said was, ‘well your light was on…’

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    Today is Norm McDonald’s day on Lemmy

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    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      every day is Norm’s day. love you.

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