If there is a median size, then half the men are under it. The only reason your coworker would be laughing behind your back about it, is if she was a shallow person - at that point she’ll be laughing about a lot more - height, looks.
At the end of the day, you cannot change your size, anymore than you can change your eyecolor, regrow hair as a bald person, etc. Ultimately, nobody cares about your dicksize, the only person that might is your partner, and even then it’s a prefference. A partner will never check all the “prefference” checkboxes either, since a partner that is “perfect for you” isn’t some magical entity that was created by reading your mind.
november@lemmy.vg 1 day ago
If you’re for real: Almost nobody cares about your dick size. The few people who do are no better than the creeps who laugh at fat people for existing in public. Body shamers are the ones who should be embarrassed.
If this is all some elaborate humiliation kink thing: Stop roping nonconsenting internet bystanders into your fetish.