How dare you (correctly) assume I haven’t taken proper backups!

Jk lol

I do have a couple backups I made a few months ago. Never tested restoring them, so I don’t count them as “real”.

I’m hosting on namecheap servers, using their cpanel and stuff. So I don’t have the option of installing my own PHP version, just selecting theirs.

But apparently they had some mitigations in place before updating, and then they got us updated.