Comment on Infrared contact lenses let you see in the dark
Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 14 hours agoYou would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
qarbone@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.