I knew it, man.

I learned MIPS assembly first, and it was like the registers were all a baseball team, with everyone trained and doing their part to try to get the job done.

When I learned about x86 assembly it was like the registers were a tiny band of wacky misfits who were going around in a van trying to solve mysteries.

• Code segment: fine
• Data segment: It’s weird that you even do “segments” but fine
• Extra segment: …
• F segment: Please stop
• G segment: Stop it