Comment on "A watched pot never boils" is actually advice for keeping your pot from boiling. Because a soup boiled is a soup spoiled.

• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just increase the temperature until everyone is too busy being dead. Then, you’re free to boil the ocean as much as you like.

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