If I acted in any besides just me being me, I wouldn’t be married today. Never pretend to be someone you’re not, any friends you make then won’t be yours, they’ll be that phantom persons.

So what if it’s immature anyway? So are loads of things. And most of them are fun. You exist for your pleasure, not other people’s.

Signed, a 52 year old skateboarder that still watches Arthur and farts on his kids.