I love how the biggest problem with reddit was people not reading the article and asking in the comments instead.

Since you didn’t read, you can assume I did, so take what I’m about to say as factual, do not read the actual article yourself and make your own conclusion like a fucking adult:

It’s a flaw where attackers can manipulate the device’s internal clock to not only alter timestamps but also to send data packets into the past or future, effectively communicating with devices across different temporal planes.

By leveraging the chip’s quantum properties, malicious actors can entangle the Bluetooth signals of two separate devices, causing them to share data instantaneously without any direct connection.

The backdoor enables devices to phase in and out of different dimensions, allowing data to be stored in parallel universes, making retrieval nearly impossible for conventional security protocols.