This is dumb.

• Just permanently switch to buying from AliExpress.

• Don’t just delay and then buy delayed 5 days later.

• Send money to wfp party instead of Dems.

• have u ever forgotten to pay at Walmart?

• buy a gun while u can. It takes some fucking effort in blue states.

• go on Amazon - you can print a custom garden flag.
  Print Luigi and post it in your yard.

• start building a troll farm