Crunchyroll: “how do we capture an untapped female audience?” Women: “we are already here…” Intern: “well we could give them what we give the male audience.” Women: “you could just ask us…” Crunchyroll: “brilliant! Have AI gave all the male characters enormous crotch bulges, skimpy clothes, and impossible waistlines!” Women: “can they even hear us?”

-next quarter- Crunchyroll: “what the fuck is rule34?”