TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
- Encrypt your data.
- Make a disk image.
- Make a torrent of that image.
- Start a cult where the torrenting your data determines the ranking within the order.
- Come up with a cool name and logo for the cult. Maybe something like “The Archivists of Eternity” for example.
- ???
- Profit
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 days ago
If 4. is too hard (like, if you’re not cool enough), make two versions and send them out to different groups. “Secret files of Trump and Epstein; help us break the encryption!” And, “Free America Foundational Sovereign Data (Crucial For Rebuilding Society Once Trump Finishes Overturning The Corrupt Bureaucracy)”