I did not ask for magic. I asked for a button to export my data. Unless you consider that to be magical?

if I did even the barest amount of effort to learn it on my own that I could find all the information

I’m sure you could. And I’m sure I could. The problem is knowing what to do with that information. As it is, it might as well all be fucking hieroglyphics to me. I don’t understand it.

You seem to be unable to comprehend that everyone is not a sysadmin. I do, however, know how to click buttons in a UI.