Machined it in two parts using my former workplace’s CNC (I only gave it this shape because I had access to it). The dark line you see is where the parts are glued together,
and I added a black laminate interlayer thinking it’d add some style. Then did what felt like a year of sanding for such a small object, and some oil to finish it. I messed up the grain orientation though and the smaller hole in the back has been broken and glued back on already