My initial gut reaction was that I hoped the fired workers would invite Trump and his (re-)recruiters in no uncertain terms to kiss their entire asshole.

But these are nuclear weapons. And I can’t say I’m thrilled about the prospect of anybody with less experience than these fired workers taking over their jobs.

So I guess I hope they get ridiculous raises and an in-person, heartfelt groveling from Trump and Musk.

Not a realistic hope, but it is what it is.