It’s truly incredible watching liberals look at the infinite mountains of terrible shit that a genocidal apartheid-emerald-mine-inheriting techbro grifter billionaire and deciding that the worst of it is not backing a genocide in Gaza, attempting to coup multiple countries to steal their lithium deposits, or doing a literal Nazi salute on live television, but rather than he has business ties to China and that somehow those dastardly inscrutable orientals are somehow the true bad guys here.

Then again, if I had spent my entire time on this planet being convinced that voting for which ghoul is wearing a blue tie this election cycle would end fascism forever I’d probably lack the introspection to realize I can literally just look up how the Chinese government is structured rather than scream on the internet how Xi Jinping personally ate all my ice cream with Stalin’s comically large spoon.