but egg on my face for thinking you’d be introspective at all.

What the fuck took you so long to realize that?!

it’s honestly really funny to watch this whole jester act

And congratulon, amiko, you’re getting very, very close to the truth. You sarcasm shouldn’t be sarcastic there. And also, what the fuck took you so long to realize that? Think about it. Look at what’s in my profile. I really am a Socialist. I really am a Satanist. And voted that way. Do ya really think I’m a Trump supporter? Feel free to read up on my replies to people if you are bored enough to. I promise you, you’re smart enough to figure it out.

But shhhh, don’t tell anyone. It’d ruin their desire to have blind rage when I posted something. It’s all about those downvotes, baaaabbbyyy! I gotta be a slay queen!

Thanks, friend!