Dude I am so fuckin pumped to pay more for everything when these tariffs go into effect! I’m really hoping he follows through and puts RFK and Musk in his cabinet, too. I’ve been saying for YEARS we should have an anti-vaccine grifter in charge of health policy and an unhinged nepo baby making decision about our economy.

Never in a million years did I think we’d also get a vice president who thinks women only have societal value if they’re popping out kids but hell yeah, we did it!

Man…it would be a dream come true if he brought charter school billionaire Betsy Devos back to destroy public education, too. Let’s erode the shit out of public institutions - I don’t want a smart country, I want a LOYAL country! And what do I care? I may not be a billionaire today but some day I will benefit from second Trump presidency once my hard work pays off