Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.
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gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week agomonkey who more or less did that already. His name is William.
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Klear@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
To be entirely fair, apes aren’t monkeys. I don’t think that particular distinction is really all that relevant to the discussion, but technically…
Klear@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Oh neat. This is all taxonomy that is well beyond me. My defense of calling humans monkeys is that everyone does it, and that’s how language works. Glad to know I’m correct too, technically lol
gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
isnt that a misconception? apes just share a common ancestor with us
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Well. technically he was an ape rather than a monkey.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Technically true, I think it still fits for the layman.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Ol Bill Shakespeare. He wrote Hamlet, one correct letter at a time.