Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer’s here, some there, it’s every-fuckin’-where!!
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GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Treat your taste kindly with KENT, the cigarette with the NEW Micronite filter!
^^Micronite ^^is ^^asbestos.
FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I love seeing Ted Lasso jokes in the wild. :D
42yeah@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Is this double cancer?
zyratoxx@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Oh oh, I’ve got one too. It’s not containing Asbestos but Thorium.
“Doramad radioactive toothpaste”
“Creates natural freshness in your mouth!”
“Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended.”
“What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively.”
Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
turbocancer sticks!
now with better flavour!