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WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 month agoYou are free to believe whatever you want. There are two comments posted back-to-back because I switched to a keyboard and decided to write them both while I was on the keyboard. Writing in Word, with its autocorrect features, makes producing relatively error-free prose fairly easy. Also, typing at 74 words per minute is not particularly fast—I typically type much faster than that. I find it funny that four quickly written paragraphs seem so unbelievable to you that it makes you question reality.
Regardless, I have no intention of continuing to justify how quickly I write. This conversation is pointless.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man… listen. You’re doubling down on the most implausible details here, even the ones I fudged in your favor (wpm), and that’s just silly. If that’s truly what a stream of consciousness looks like from you, and if microsoft word really is (despite all of human history serving as a counter example) helpful to you, then you are the Michael Phelps of internet commenting, and I suppose I commend you for that. But, again, I really doubt it.
Have a good day, and I mean that sincerely, because this is a really stupid hill for me to be trying this hard to die on.
WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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