ASTROLOGUESSING

  • And what is your sign?
  • Let’s make one thing crystal clear. Astrology is like shaking a snow globe and calling it destiny.
  • Yes, but what is your sun and moon?
  • It’s like a pagan tradition dressed up in glitter and random facts tossed into a cosmic blender and served with absolute confidence. But it's fun, I get it.
  • And whenever accountability is inconvenient let's call it Mercury in retrograde, but where is your sun and moon?
  • I'm a libra, and you?
  • Aquarius.
  • Oh, we are both air. High-5!
  • Hahaha!
  • Hahahah!
  • Wait, and your moon?
  • Capricorn.
  • OMG that's such a moon in capricorn typical the whole thing you said before like this is all bullshit and you don't believe it and snow globe and all
  • I KNOW RIGHT?
  • HAHAHAHAH!
  • HAHAHAHAHA!
  • and your moon?
  • Virgo
  • That's such a moon in virgo move putting my capricorn moon in a box with the first thing I say.
  • HAHAHAHAHA!
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • And your ascendant, and your ascendant?
  • Scorpio, yours?
  • Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh that's a fit, I'm double aquarius.
  • That's a fit too, all this trippy talk we are having
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  • My mom is a libra, I love libra. And my sister is aquarius like me.
  • Damn, I am sorry for your mom.
  • HAHAHA!
  • HAHAHA!
  • Yeah, my dad is a libra too. And my mom is cancer. And my brother is taurus.
  • Oh right so libra and cancer women and libra and taurus men in your family
  • Yes, yes
  • You get along with them all?
  • Yes, I do. My mom is more tricky sometimes, like I need to be careful with how I say things to her.
  • Cancer, sensitive, yes.
  • Uuuuuuuuuuffff..
  • My dad is like, when we disagree we just agree to disagree, you know what I mean?
  • Totally, I can relate to that.
  • And my brother is like... I don't know, he has his moments of being stubborn but then he calms down and I know I can be straight forward with him, you know?
  • Earthy.
  • Yes, exactly.
  • What are you guys talking about?
  • We are judging people based on astrology.
  • Why are girls so obsessed with astrology?
  • Because you guys hate it, that's why.
  • HAHAHAHAHA!
  • HHAHAHAHAHAHA! She said it now as if she hates me.
  • HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHA! No, I am joking..
  • She does not hate you, it's just her scorpio ascendant.
  • But what is your sun sign?
  • Leo.
  • And your moon?
  • Pfff.. I don't know..
  • Of course he does not know.
  • Of course!
  • Cheers to not knowing.
  • But what is your judgement with me being Leo? Now I am curious.
  • There you go, he wants us to talk about him now. Such a leo.
  • Hahahaha!
  • What are you laughing about, may I ask?
  • What is your sign?
  • I'm a gemini.
  • Coming for the gossip.
  • Just in time. Hahahahaha!
  • Hahaha, That's so me. But wait are you saying I love a gossip or what?
  • Don't worry, she's a virgo moon, she was born to judge us.
  • Exactly.

/Apr26