Hah. i just thought it would be funny not to write today and make you believe.. well, sadly, i cant see how you reacted, but i’ll expect you to beee.. confused. because you probably werent even here yesterday. it’s twelve in the morning, the thirteenth of october, and i wrote on the eleventh. which means ive successfully managed to disappear for a whole day. congratulations to me. i guess. i didnt forget. i never forget. i just decided to be funny today, and now that im explaining it, it isnt funny anymore. thats usually how it goes, right? you have a perfectly good joke in your head, and then you open your mouth and watch it die in front of you. a little funeral. funny. anyways, today wasn’t much of a talking talk to have. work was alright, though. id say it was messy, but i was there, so it was. get it? i said i was a mess yesterday, and now the day was messy because i was there. mess. messy. me. a comedian. an underappreciated one. seemingly. alright, fine. you dont seem to like jokes. i guess being sarcastic wont work either, but thats my writing, so i wouldnt even care what you think. you little ruthless human. sitting there with your cup of JoY and that stupid coffee of yours, reading this like a newspaper, probably expecting me to say something meaningful. something about life, maybe. the suffering of existence. the unbearable weight of being alive. something you can nod at and pretend you understand before returning to whatever stupid miserable little routine you call a LiFe.
Screw you humans. screw everyone. and no, im not going to explain that either.
Sincerely, Your unpaid Hater.