summarizing pro-slop arguments from a Certain Thread
- I am addicted to slop
- Banning slop would cause me more work
- I am a slop centrist (i.e., addicted, but unwilling to admit it)
- I am a pedant, and do not believe you can satisfy my desire for pedantry (x3)
- I have carefully structured a bad analogy so that I can imply you are stupid
- Attempts to regulate slop constitute discrimination against me, the sloptimist
- You are (i.e. I am) not smart enough to identify slop (x3)
- Slop exists, and therefore you should spend your resources supporting it
- Whataboutism
- The ends justify the means
- Enthusiastic amorality: I don't like slop, but am eager to accomodate sloptimists
- Different whataboutism