summarizing pro-slop arguments from a Certain Thread

  • I am addicted to slop
  • Banning slop would cause me more work
  • I am a slop centrist (i.e., addicted, but unwilling to admit it)
  • I am a pedant, and do not believe you can satisfy my desire for pedantry (x3)
  • I have carefully structured a bad analogy so that I can imply you are stupid
  • Attempts to regulate slop constitute discrimination against me, the sloptimist
  • You are (i.e. I am) not smart enough to identify slop (x3)
  • Slop exists, and therefore you should spend your resources supporting it
  • Whataboutism
  • The ends justify the means
  • Enthusiastic amorality: I don't like slop, but am eager to accomodate sloptimists
  • Different whataboutism