One of the things I absolutely cannot stand in the modern Internet, and pains me extremely whenever I see it, is clickbaity titles.

My local media outlet excels at, every possible article title is an exercise in conveying as little information as possible.

"Drivers beware, this street will be closed!"
"This is what was found in one of the city parks"
"An important meeting will begin soon in the council"
"The police had to go in through the balcony!"

AAAAARGH

That's why I have vowed to myself, that whatever I write and publish, I will try to give it as anticlickbaity title as I can.