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All at once, the atmospheric pressure seemed to shift. The birdsong quieted. Flowers in the field ran still as the wind stopped. In the distance, ursine ears detect faint womanly giggling at a hilarious joke. Neurons activate as the scent of cucumber sandwiches and honeyed scones reach the medulla oblongota. Blood vessels constrict, epinephrine and adrenaline are released, and the 900 kg bear launches into a full sprint at 50 km/hr from behind the library dumpster! The bruin reared onto its powerful haunches, towering over the bunnies as they dispensed sugar cubes into lilac tea, letting out a roar from the depths of Pandemonium. With one fell swipe, bestbunny was eviscerated and screamed until it's vocal chords snapped, while blindbunny's skull was rent asunder. Reverberating with sheer bloodlust, the bear roared once more, adjusting it's iconic green hat before absconding with the pic-a-nic basket. THE END...?